August 17th, 2008 — Uncategorized
Awrite Fellow Haggis Lovers!!
Don’t fret, I’m not dead (yet) I have been (for almost 2 months) destroying the Evil Criboit race! I just managed to send this message vie carrier robot pigeon!
Fear not, the next episode of my adventures shall be up soon. I just need time to finish off some more of the Criboits and I will have exterminated their entire existance!
Its what Jesus would have done had he been in my shoes!
July 16th, 2008 — Pant-boy!
Me and my trusty sidekick/best friend Trevor, teamed up with Big Mo Mo and Johnny Antenna for this job, to apprehend the notorious soccer hooligan Dik van Dutch. Wanted in connection with the organisation of several riots at high profile soccer matches across Europe, the F.A.N.N.Y. had put a bounty of $500,000 on his head. Continue reading →
July 7th, 2008 — Pant-boy!
So where do I start? I guess by introducing myself…so hi there, I’m Pant-Boy!!
I’m just an ordinary kid living many, many years from now in an unrecognizable New York City. The place is so technologically advanced now I’m no even gonna tell you about it, the details would blow your mind. Continue reading →
June 15th, 2008 — Creatures, The Space Haggis Bible
The Following is an excerpt from the space haggis bible …
The pant is a domesticated species of the fabric people. The term “pant” encompasses both feral and pet varieties. The domestic pant has become one of the most widely kept working and companion animals in galactic history. There are estimated 800 billion pants in the known galaxy. Continue reading →
June 8th, 2008 — Space Haggis Episodes
I was up against it, there was no question that these Criboits were after my blood. “What a savage race!” I thought. Good thing Hans had loaded me up with some heavy weaponry to protect myself from incidents such as these, that and the fact I was in no mood mood to kill with my bare hands. You see back in my heyday I once ended a life using my great hulking fists, I don’t like talking about it but what i will say is this, may that penguin in Edinburgh Zoo rest in peace! Continue reading →
June 8th, 2008 — Creatures, The Space Haggis Bible
The Following is an excerpt from the space haggis bible …
The Criboit are the dominant species found on the planet of Cribtonia. Known throughout the galaxy for there lackadaisical friendly nature these joyful creatures often socialize with friends and loved ones for recreation. Continue reading →
June 1st, 2008 — Creatures, The Space Haggis Bible
The following is an excerpt from the Space Haggis Bible …
While at first glance the terrifying aspect of the Cock Dragon may be seriously menacing, this happy lizard wants nothing more than to find a warm damp crevasse to hide in. Sadly his jolly splashings are all too often mistaken for aggression hence his grumpy face! Continue reading →
May 26th, 2008 — Creatures, The Space Haggis Bible
The following is an excerpt from the Space Haggis Bible …
The Blob of Fat is one of the most unhealthy and ugliest creatures in the universe, whose body mass is mainly made of saturated fat & who cannot survive in front of any form of heat or light because they have the tendency to melt. Continue reading →
May 19th, 2008 — Creatures, The Space Haggis Bible
The following is an excerpt from the Space Haggis Bible …
The Rage Monster of Cribtonia
The rage monster is a truly fearsome beast, possessing a temper that may one day threaten to shatter its home planet into its constituent molecules. Such is the fearsome visage of this terrifying mega-lizard that many a hardy explorer has shit and gone blind at the merest glimpse of its double garage like nostrils! Continue reading →
May 16th, 2008 — The Space Haggis Bible
The Space Haggis Bible* was introduced to me through an old colleague at SNASA by the name of Hans Fliederhelm. He sought the book and asked me to search for it on a moon orbiting Cribtonia. And, after encountering some troubles along the way, I managed to find it. Continue reading →
